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Fri 12/26/08 4:38 AM Subject: Pep Talk Cap was dozing in a camp chair, with the glowing heat
of the fire warming his face, when a heavy thunk of a tarp wrapped deer quarter dropped on the ground
in front of him. He started, jerking out of somnolence. "What was that?" he mumbled sleepily, drowsy
from the fresh air.
"Dinner." Johnny grinned. "And for many nights to come, too."
Roy DeSoto
began chuckling. "That was fast." he said, looking at his watch.
Kelly was lifting up his
winter jacket so the intense radiant heat of the fire could soak into his bones. He sighed with
utter relief and blew on his hands to warm them."Not fast enough for me." he groused. "Oh, this
feels good. Never thought I'd see the day where I actually wanted to see a fire."
Mike Stoker
laughed from where he was checking out the size of the buck quarters in the packs Kelly and Cap had
taken off with appreciative hands. "You're forgetting your boyhood days again."
"Who wouldn't?"
Chet countered, straight faced.
"Me." said Johnny, grinning from ear to ear. "I kind of like
remembering old times. And it just gets better when you're grown up because you can see those things
all over again from a new perspective. You can marvel at what you've learned well since then."
he said, thinking back on that fateful first deer hunt.
"Not so fun grown up either." Kelly said.
"I thought I had things nailed down." he said, talking about his deer hunt he hadn't completed well
with a cowed chagrin. His eyes avoided the required deer tag tied around the buck's ear with his
name on it, where the front quarters and head lay on the grass at their feet. The whitetail's eyes
were still open, wide with surprise.
Johnny noticed, and covered the buck's head. "You did
fine. The deer's not worried about anything anymore, so get over it. We had to eat." Gage told him
matter of factly.
Marco was already sawing away on a haunch, slicing off six steaks to grill
on the fire. "Ooo, venison! Do you know how long I've dreamed of getting some fresh?"
"About
as long as I have." Chet said, eyeing up the meat sadly. "I don't think I want to have any for the
rest of our breakfast today." he sighed.
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Roy eyed up Kelly. "Aw, come on. It wasn't that bad."
"Yes it was. And it wasn't pretty." Kelly
frowned.
Cap turned to Gage."What happened?"
Johnny held up a dismissing hand. "A shallow
arrow. But we took care of it as fast as possible."
"Oooo." Hank winced in sympathy.
Chet
cringed and rubbed his face again, turning back to the fire away from them.
Johnny looked
up. "It wasn't long. Maybe,.. five minutes or so that way." he thought back. "Then we dropped
him. He was a dead buck standing when I got to him." Johnny shared. "Chalk it up as one for experience."
Gage said, looking at Chet gently. "Chet, if it's any comfort, my first buck was alone for hours and
died even worse because we couldn't find his blood sign on the ground. He had fled too fast."
Kelly blinked as he turned back to the others after wiping his face with a damp towel. "Where'd you
get him?"
It was Gage's turn to look uncomfortable."Gut shot, near the brisket. In a non-vitals
spot. And my shaman guide didn't get to finish the job before he died. I felt bad for a week. There
was no way I was going to eat something then that I had tortured."
"Unintentionally." Roy
countered.
A silence reigned where only the fire talked.
But then Lopez filled the air
with confidence. "Enough downer talk guys, aren't we all hungry?" Marco butted in, eagerly spicing
up and laying ample venison onto his grill laid over the fire. "So let's show some appreciation for
this deer's sacrifice and dive in with gusto. My mama says that that's the best way to show your food
the honor it deserves for giving up its life to you."
"Here. Here." said Mike Stoker whistling
appreciatively. But then he frowned. "Hey, where the rack?" the fire engineer asked, still picking
through the tarp and rope covered meat bundles in a search for it. "It's sure gonna look good hanging
up in Cap's den.." he grinned.
Chet looked up. "Uh, Stoker. We left it back in the woods. Because
I.. uh.." he broke off.
Cap touched Chet on the shoulder. "And a nice tribute, too. Now the
mice can get the minerals they're gonna need by gnawing on them all winter long."
"Dust to
dust." Marco agreed.
"Salt to the earth.." Gage shared, too. "Aw, come on, Chet. Let's have a
feast. There's nothing better. And I know that now." he said, gesturing at the fragrant, mouthwatering
steaks beginning to pop on the grill as Marco turned them over and over until they were deep brown
and savory. "It'd be a shame if we had to waste meat. The five of us can't eat all of it by ourselves.
Our freezers aren't big enough."
"Well.." said Kelly, thinking about it reluctantly. Then
the perfumey smell of heady tender filet mignon made up Chet's mind. "Okay, since you put it that
way."
Lopez chuckled. "I'll give you both ribeyes. How's that? They'll be done in a few minutes."
he said, wiping nonexistent dirt off of his hands on the apron he had donned.
Kelly joined
him and crouched by the fire to pick up a spatula. "I'll help you cook." he said, his mouth finally
watering.
Gage clapped his hands together now that they were warm."I'll go find us some fresh
sage. Back in a minute." he said. Then he jogged out into the frosty meadow outside of camp, to find
some.
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************************************************** Sent: Sun 12/28/08 5:39 AM From: "Patti K"
pattik1@hotmail.com Subject: The Dark Side Of Nature
After their gourmet gorge, the gang decided
to take a collective nap before heading into town to refrigerate their whitetail catch at the butcher's
for the rest of the week.
They had no idea how long they had been asleep when an unearthly
deafening yowl sounded right next to their sleeping tent.
Johnny was up like a shot and he
gave out a tremendous blood curdling yell and smacked the tent wall hard with two fists. "Yiii ! Get
out of here! Yii ahhhhhhHHH Ho!! " he shouted angrily.
A crashing recoil of something large bounded
backwards with another screeching, raspy wail that turned into an angry spate of hisses.
The rest of 51's shot bolt upright.
"Is that a bear?!" Chet peeped fearfully, the first to regain
a voice as he struggled to get out of his tangled sleeping bag. He finally kicked it aside in a
partial panic and sank down into a protective crouch.
Johnny grabbed his bow that he had brought
inside to protect its bead and leatherwork from forming ice. "No. Too small. Geez, that sounded
like a puma. Everybody, stay inside and stay quiet! I'm gonna see if it's really chased off." he
ordered, snatching his quiver up and putting it on over his shoulder. Another hand made sure an axe
handle was threaded through a belt loop in back of his pants.
He crawled over Roy in his sleeping
bag, facing the wide open entrance to their tent, warily.
"Need any help?" DeSoto offered
weakily, scared.
Gage was firm. "Nope. The rest of you are out of your element. Only I can
handle a stalking cougar. I know how it'll react and how to fight one." Seconds later, he had slipped
outside into the cold sunlight. His eyes started immediately searching the tree canopy above them
as he readied an arrow to his bowstring.
But nothing leaped down on him in a fury of fur, teeth
and claws.
Gentle orange leaves whispered in mockery at him with rustling movement.
Johnny
scanned the area around them once again, tensely.
But the challenge did not repeat itself from
a hungry throat.
Satisfied some distance had been won, Johnny retied the tent flaps shut with
nimble fingers behind him.
Soon, the gang heard a load of wood being dumped onto the feeble
smelling campfire to build it up swiftly to bonfire proportions.
"What didn't we do? What did
we do wrong?!" Chet panicked, picking up a backpack rack to heft as a shield and club.
Marco
hefted up a familar feeling knife and waited by the tent flap through which Johnny had disappeared.
Lopez was still in shock from the close encounter. "There are ..*gulp* ...pumas in New York?"
"After that?!" Chet gestured sarcastically at the tent wall. "It certainly wasn't an educational
recording for our benefit, pally."
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Stoker added more. "Those park rangers probably thought there weren't any left. Or we would have
been notified of potential sightings near our camp."
"Nobody's perfect." said Roy.
Belated
Marco sputtered. "The deer! Oh Madre Di-- It's got to be after the meat!" Lopez said, curling
his goose pimpled palms around his elbows.
Chet was angry and puzzled at the same time. "I
didn't think we needed to tree hang anything this time of year. Bears are hibernating now according
to this book." said Kelly, waving a tattered, well dog-eared manual in the air in between them.
"Just how old is that book?" Stoker wanted to know.
DeSoto leaned forward, slowly. "Uh,...
19--" he squinted myopically at it through the dirt on its cover. "--65." Roy whispered.
"Oh,
brilliant." snarled Kelly. "Who brought this one?"
Nobody admitted to it.
Mike said. "That's
probably outdated animal information."
Chet ignored the analyses wholeheartedly. "No sh*t, Sherlock.
We wanted a wilderness vacation? Well, we got it. This is another eye opening side of nature, guys.
At its best." he murmured, his voice a mix of fright and frustration. "We're the top of the food
chain under seige by something else that thinks IT is."
Hank immediately shushed everybody,
listening for further sounds outside. The gang froze for a full half minute, fighting to control
their ragged breathing. "Johnny? Are you all right?" Stanley asked, reaching for the ranger radio
he was wearing to start a call for help.
But just the wind and more silence reigned as Johnny
played cat to another hidden cat.
Then Gage reassured his crewmates. "I'm only being like
a mouse to track him. His prints are all over the place, but our deer meat hasn't been mauled yet.
There are no claw marks on any of the tarps." he whispered to them. "So far so good."
The others
finally saw Johnny's shadow and the outline of weapons on the tent wall silhouetted by the sun, guarding
them.
"How about all of us making a break for the rover?" Chet asked.
"Stay put. If we
try to run, it'll give chase right after us, if it's still nearby." Johnny replied.
"Shall
we call in?" Hank asked him.
Gage didn't hesitate. "Yes. Cougars usually don't hunt during
the day. There's something wrong with this one if it's scavenging deer camps like this in broad daylight."
Stanley sighed. "Too bad we didn't think to bring a gun for protection." he murmured thoughtfully.
"We're not that kind of hunter." DeSoto told him.
"Let's better hope we're not its kind of
prey.." Stanley glared right back at him.
"...just t-terrific..." Chet whimpered, moving away
from the thin canvas wall.
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************************************************** Subject: Yin and Yang From: patti k (pattik1@hotmail.com)
Sent: Mon 12/29/08 2:33 AM Johnny Gage crept around the corner of the tent, cursing the
angled setting sunlight now blinding him in half of his field of vision. ::Why didn't I grab a
hat when I came out here?:: he thought angrily, scared. ::Because you wanted to see your surroundings
as fast as possible, that's why.:: his reasoning side argued instantly.
Another angry, long
drawn yowl erupted in the same beech grove as the gang just yards away. It sliced through the noisy
birdsong, silencing it as it echoed loudly around the valley's rocks. Gage startled and almost dropped
his bow. He whirled again in place, facing every direction for only a moment as he slowly backed
up towards the growing campfire. He stopped only when the heat of it made his hair sizzle on his
jacket's collar.
"Gage?" came Hank's tense question.
"Shhh! I've got my back protected.
Don't utter another peep! You're vulnerable!" Johnny hissed at him.
Hank and the others instantly
hushed.
Snapping twigs to the north popped as something not so stealthy, circled just beyond
the light of the fire under the trees.
Then things grew quiet and another tense wait began;
a bizarre standoff between an unseen predator and the thinly sheltered firemen.
All too
soon, darkness began to fall.
Johnny shifted as a cramp took his leg. Right then, a stick snapped
to his right. He uptook the axe from his belt and headed a few feet into that direction brandishing
a burning brand and moving forward at his fullest height. "Hii Ya...! Get outta here!!" he yelled
at the top of his lungs, hoping that his human voice would add to his deterent. "Go!!" he shouted
into the black under the trees.
He was just turning when a soft plop of falling earth alerted
him.
With a scream the cougar launched itself from a tall rock at Johnny.
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That was the last thing he remembered when a hard jolt knocked him backwards into a bush from a
new quarter.
Gage yelped and scrambled to his feet, raising the axe over his head, but then
he saw what had struck him in that glancing blow.
It was a mule! He watched dumbstruck as the
cat turned to face its new surprise attacker who was charging at it in pure equine fury.
With
a bray of rage, the fully saddled half horse snatched the puma up by the tail and began to shake
it like a ragdoll through the air in her teeth. Then she began to pummel it with deadly hooves and
powerful jaws to push away gripping, punishing claws.
At the top of one gory arch, a concussive
shot burst through the air in a flame of light and impacted the puma's spine just behind the skull.
The cat went limp and ceased to struggle as it fell once more beneath the angry mule's trampling
feet.
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A woman's voice announced itself. "Jodi! Back, back, back..Good girl. Now back.." came an order.
"We got it.."
Snorting loudly and still braying in fury, the flattened eared bay mule mare gave
one last kick to the dead cougar and ansed nervously away to rejoin a new female park ranger bearing
a silver shield on her jacket's breast pocket. A second male voice shouted from the back of a
horse in the darkness. "Morgan, any injuries?!"
"I'll check." Pilot Deputy Park Ranger
Morgan Wainwright quickly tied off Jodi the mule to a tree near the fire and hurried over to Johnny
as her partner checked the puma with a rifle of his own to make sure the gunshot had finished its
job. "Mister, are you hurt? Did it get you at all?" asked the rugged freckled redhead.
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Gage mumbled, coming out of a daze. He began to pat himself down with his hands weakily but then
more quickly as relief set in. "Uh,.. no. I- I seem to be in one piece here. I'm not bleeding anywhere.."
he said lamely. "...I don't think."
"You're not." she agreed, eyeing him up critically.
Cap and the others burst out of the tent. "Johnny! What the h*ll happened out here?"demanded Stanley.
"I know help's here finally, at least."
Johnny regarded his crewmates numbly for a few seconds,
but then he began to grin as he examined the details of the expert kill shot Ranger Wainwright
had pulled off. "Cap, you're not gonna believe this...but.." Then he broke off, dismissing any attempt
at an explanation. "I don't quite believe it myself just yet."
"Teamwork, Mr. Gage." said
the man with a straight face. "She's one of the best mounted parkies we've got. Despite having a short
wicked Long Ears there for a mount."
Morgan protested. "Hey, she's very sensitive. Call her
Jodi, okay? That's her real name, isn't it sweetie.." she smooched at the mule.
Thib just rolled
his light blue eyes and ran some fingers through his neat frosted blond hair. "Oh, sorry there, Ma'am."
he tipped his ranger hat at the brown mule who shook her namesake ears at him ruefully.
Then
he offered Johnny and the others his hand in welcome, one by one. "Hi, I'm Deputy Dwayne Thibideaux,
call me Thib for short. And this is Pilot Deputy Morgan Wainwright. The two of us, well, we're assigned
to patrol the park reserve during the hunting season for an added extra safety measure. We came
as fast as we could when we heard your captain calling in a puma pin down."
Chet Kelly pushed
up his eyebrows in a still pale face. "You mean big cats are regular in these parts?"
"Nope."
said Ranger Thibideaux. "Yours was the first encounter we've seen in twelve years." he shared.
Mike Stoker smacked the useless NY guidebook against Kelly's chest. "That sounds about right."
"Hey, that's not mine." Chet protested, pushing it away.
"Yes, it is. Your sister signed the inside
back cover and dated it." Stoker said smoothly, not smiling.
Kelly cleared his throat subconsciously.
But the two rangers weren't listening, they were crouched with Johnny over the luckless cougar.
"Oh, wow.." said Morgan. "Just look at his front foot, it's been crippled."
"I see it." said
Dwayne.
"And he's really underweight. " added Wainwright.
Chet nudged Johnny's ribs and
whispered sotto voce. "Did she mean that about you?" Gage just poked him back, ignoring him.
"Might have been by a car strike." guessed Thib. "This scarring's old. And the way the hair's been
scraped off here looks like badly healed road rash."
"Okay, so we can rule out distemper or
rabies." Morgan said.
"Yep." replied Dwayne.
"Lucky us." said Marco sarcastically. "No
biggie. He was just going to eat us after eating our deer."
"Unlikely." said Gage and Morgan
at the same time. They both connected eyes with each other, and grinned like a pair of witless idiots.
Morgan smiled at Johnny with interest. "You know cougars?"
"Yep." Gage grinned back, just
as interested. "I treat cougar bait --er... joggers attacked by them all the time. And, I own a ranch
in California in the mountains where..."
"...where cougars roam.." Morgan finished. "..So
you battle them all the time in order to save your livestock."
"..horses actually.." Johnny
corrected dreamily.
Beside him, Chet started gagging, breaking their sudden adolescent like fugue.
Cap clapped his hands together. "So what's next? Do we have to leave our campsite on a mandatory
evacuation order or anything?"
"Nah, cougars are loners." said Thib. "And this one.." and he hefted
up the rumpled cat by the scruff of its neck "..has been dealt with. We'll take it with us and
do a necropsy to see what the old injuries really were."
"How about potential cubs?" Chet asked,
thinking he was clever.
"It's a boy.." said Gage, leaning over to his ear.
"Okay, a male.
How can you tell?" Kelly asked a little louder to drown him out, glancing down at the cat's exposed
rear quarters.
"By the color of its fall coat." Johnny replied. "He's still really tawny for this
time of year."
"Yeah," agreed Morgan. "Any queen would be almost totally gray by now."
"Thanks,
guys. For saving our skins and all. That was a mighty rough half hour or so there." Hank said in gratitude.
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"No sweat. But I'd ah, rope your deer up high just the same to keep off the shrews. They're kinda
thick at this particular camping site of yours." Dwayne shared.
"Oh, uh, thanks. We'll do that."
said Roy beginning to take care of that chore with a well tossed rope up into some branches.
Morgan
raised her radio from her saddle pack to her mouth. "Base, this is 240 Robert. All's clear. One confirmed
cougar, shot in self defense, no injuries among the hunters."
##Copy, Appalachian Central,
out.## replied their park dispatcher.
Dwayne held out his hand to Cap. "Got your tag?"
"Hmm?"
Stanley grunted, not understanding.
"Your buck, we can register it now for you." Thib clarified.
"Oh, oh, oh..." Hank said. "Uh, here. My men say this one was a ten pointer." he said, pulling
off the wire from the deer's ear near them.
"Four years old." said Gage and Morgan at the same
time as they examined the buck's tooth wear.
Chet groaned and he soon found he had to fend
off their curious stares. "Oh, nothing. Nothing." he said.
But their set of mutual smiles
was starting to sicken him. A lot.
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Hours later, long after dusk, a strange bright flicker awoke Kelly out of his mentally screaming
nightmares, full of claws and snarls.
The gang comforted him instantly, explaining what the multicolored
light was.
Roy chuckled. "Don't worry. It's not a brush fire, Chet. Those, way up there
in the sky, are the northern lights......"
"Far out." said Chet, watching them.
It was
a long time before Kelly fell asleep, not because of fear, but because he found himself lost in an
innocently deep, complete wonder of the blazing Aurora Borealis changing overhead.
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************************************************** Subject: The Threesome.. From: patti k (pattik1@hotmail.com)
Sent: Tue 12/30/08 5:49 AM
Morgan Wainwright and Dwayne Thibideaux left the park stables
with their reports of the incident at Tag #70. The DNR students at the lodge had been more than happy
to conduct the necropsy on the euthanized cougar the two deputy rangers had brought in to them.
Morgan chuckled. "Hey, Thib. You seemed very familiar with the identities of those men back at
that camp. You even called some of them by name. Any reason why that is?" she prodded, smiling.
Dwayne Thibideaux ducked his head as they walked to the great lodge's ranger headquarters which flanked
the local hospital. "Oh... That... Well, I uh,.. sort of have an interest in the part of the country
where they're from. As I've been telling Trap for months now...I.."
"...really want to move
to California." Morgan concluded ruefully amused. "Away from the cold, and the entire population of
East Coasters.."
Dwayne had the dignity to wince guiltily.
"Yes, I've heard the hype about
you at all of Paul Carnes' pizza and beer parties. Tell me truthfully.." Morgan pegged. "Are we really
all that bad?" she asked.
"Well.." Thib minced. "I.. I'm a really friendly guy.. and- and.."
he stuttered, put on the spot. " I... like ...mingling with others who're the same way...uh, mostly."
he added, suddenly realizing that he was entering really hot water. He tried to grin appeasingly at
her. But it was weak. Very weak.
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But Wainwright's blank expression didn't change. "I see." said Morgan, analyzing. "You must be pretty
desperate for reminders of paradise if you're planning on rubbing elbows with a bunch of California
firefighters and bugging them while they're trying to enjoy their well earned vacation."
Dwayne deflected eagerly, still uncomfortable. He crossed his arms self consciously under the heaviness
of Morgan's glare. He lifted his chin. "They're not on vacation. They're just a few days early for
a cross training seminar and training exercise at the airport. Now who's the expert on Tag 70's info?"
he said with more conviction, but still wavery.
Wainwright ate his lack of self confidence and
spat it right back out again. "I just read their registration data, Sherlock. Brilliant false deduction."
she said, waving their report at Thib's youthful, and flushed face. Then Morgan dropped her head and
sighed. If she hadn't have already been walking, she would have started tapping her foot in irritation.
"You paramedics are all alike. You stick together like glue. Even with other paramedics like the
ones we just left, whom you don't even know. And another thing, Thib, you refuse to be open minded
about the other jobs people have on the same team while you're at it.." she complained. "..our
East Coast personality stereotype aside." she added, crossing her arms in like fashion. "You have
this innate...mistrust.. for the rest of us who aren't medics on every med call we go on. We ARE first
aid trained you know."
"Oh... Now, I see. You're categorizing me again." Thibideaux declared,
now affronted. "Well let me tell YOU something. That's not what I'm thinking here. I'm thinking
something else entirely.. You PILOTS are all the same." he said, thrusting a pointing finger up in
her direction.
"Huh?" Morgan gaped, her glare fading into utter disbelief and a little confusion.
Dwayne angled his jaw uncertainly in doubt for only a fraction of a second. "Yeah..." he paused.
"And I've seen you and that Ken Baxter up in the air, buzzing the hilltops in your choppers like
a pair of love sick hawks... And let me tell you another thing.. You...you..." his verbal wheeze trailed
off as he realized sickeningly, what he was actually saying for the first time.
Morgan's freckled
face suddenly broke into an expression of mild amusement. "Thib.. Are you trying to say you're jealous
of Ken's attentions to me?" Morgan asked, stopping in her tracks. Her large hand impacted Thib on
the chest when he didn't halt behind her in time. "Aww, I didn't know you had a thing for redheads.."
she cooed. Then she got sour, flipping to the other side of Morgan Wainwright's emotional coin. "We're
not blond enough.." Then she walked away swiftly, leaving him alone and entirely confused.
A
door opened on the side of the lodge and Trap Applegate, Thib's fellow paramedic deputy partner came
outside. "Hi Thib.. I heard you had an exciting evening just now."
"You don't know the half of
it.." grumbled Dwayne grimly, still staring daggers at Morgan's retreating back, and radiating confusion.
::Am I attracted to Morgan romantically?:: he mentally asked himself. ::Holy hanna!:: he quailed.
::Where did that come from?:: And he started to gape in shock.
Theodore Roosevelt "Trap" Applegate
the Third's head shifted back and forth from the expression on Thib's face and Morgan's distant,
but still sharp body language. "Don't tell me, you two were ripping your hair out about the impossibly
vast differences between deputy pilots and paramedics again.."
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Thib's happy day just continued to get more confusing and odd. "That among other things,.. um.."
and he blushed. He ducked quickly so Trap couldn't see his coloring in the darkness.
Trap elbowed
his younger partner and guessed it all wrong. "Keep hugging those palm trees. You'll get there yet."
Then he dropped a bombshell. "In fact, we all just might eventually."
That got Thib's attention.
"Whaa-, huh?" he double taked.
"You heard me right." beamed Trap, bouncing on his uniform boots.
"I wanted to be the first one to tell you. Paul Carnes and Dr. Almstedt have talked with a Dr. Kelly
Brackett in the Los Angeles area..." he led on. His grin only got bigger when he saw the dreamy stars
returning to Thib's troubled eyes. "..and he's all for not only a sheriff's team, but ours to relocate
to his area to start up a new division with their California Highway Patrol Department."
"No
kidding?" Thib drooled, his toothy grin suddenly fully rekindled.
"No kidding.. Read this.." Applegate
said, handing Dwayne the letter he had just found in his mail box's in slot.
Dwayne practically
tore it away from his hand, scanning the document eagerly. He gasped in breathless excitement. "...*squeak*..
Do you know what this means?" Thibideaux gaped.
Trap blinked matter of factly, frank and smug.
"Yeah. It means that you get to live your dream of California beaches and California babes and I
get to learn another side of my law enforcement career." he confided happily, smacking his partner
on the chest with the folder he was carrying. "Along with learning a different kind of paramedicine."
"And we won't freeze any more." Thib squeaked again, still dumbstruck.
"That's a matter of
opinion, my fine straw haired pipe dreamer. I happen to like snow." Applegate sniffed, rubbing his
feathered dark brown hair on the back of his head. He lifted his head. "Speaking of which. Do you
smell that bite on the wind?" he said, sucking in the frigid night air through his nose. "A snowstorm's
coming in off the ocean."
But Thib was oblivious, his Morgan attraction dilemma completely forgotten.
"I don't smell anything.... All I see is...."
"...sunshine......" Trap interrupted. Giggling,
Trap took Thib by the shoulders to turn him around. "Yeah, I know. Come on, let's go check the gear
in the rescue jeep before we start our next thirty six hour patrol around all the hunter tag camps."
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************************************************** From: patti k (pattik1@hotmail.com) Sent:
Sun 1/04/09 3:47 AM Subject: Winter Physics...
The morning was absolutely beautiful. The air
was still, a perfect setting for getting a solid homecooked breakfast ready in the great, wild
outdoors.
Birds were singing happily in the fog hanging over the valley.
The sleeping tent
flap at deer camp flopped open the moment the first light of the sun touched its smoky white canvas's
surface.
But the gang arose groaning, cold, miserable.
Still cocooned in their sleeping
bags, they frog hopped inside of them, making a groggy beeline for the wood stack to bolster up the
dim but still glowing remnants of the campfire.
As one, unspoken, they each tossed logs onto
the fire with gusto, very eager to banish their violent, waking morning shivers with high, roaring
flames. Sudden sparks billowed up wildly out of control from the impacts. They had forgotten
that colder air was richer in oxygen, providing for longer ember life at night.
The gang was
jolted awake by the urgent need to stamp every one of them out before the sputtering sparks fully
caught in the dry grass beyond the sand pit.
The frosty dawn rang with choice thoughts on
the joys of the new day.
"Ow! Man, watch where you're putting your feet!" muttered Gage crankily
as someone trod on one of his boots while trying to extinguish a chunk of burning bark.
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"Cork it, Gage. Just keep stomping." Hank hollered. "Quick! There's another hot one to your left...!"
Johnny whirled, searching fast.
"No your OTHER left!!" Marco worried, blowing on his hands
to warm them as he danced in his long underwear and hiking boots to beat down more drifting sparks
landing on the ground.
Gage coughed, and winced. "Could you all just... stay a little quieter?!
My head still hurts from that mule kicking me." Johnny hissed, stomping fast as he cushioned his
head from the vibrations with both hands.
"She didn't kick you, Gage. She nudged you outta
the way." Stoker groused, stamping as hard as the rest of them.
Hank wasn't listening. He
was analyzing. "Geez, Louise. How can a thirty degree temperature drop make fire more resistant?"
Stoker answered confidently. "Because of density. There's 2% more oxygen here per cubit foot than
back at home. It's far colder." A spark drifted down onto his hair and caught it on fire. "AhhHH!!"
Stoker panicked, sweeping fast hands through his hair to snuff it out.
Marco tossed a pot
full of icy drinking water on him to smother out Mike's blaze.
Dripping, Stoker screeched.
"Hey! That's-- BBbbbbbrrrrrr-rrrr..." Mike shivered in his newly soaked clothes.
"Get changed
fast." Gage recommended. "Or you're gonna--"
Mike instantly disappeared back inside his abandoned
sleeping bag so he could strip down to the skin to dry off. Roy hastily tossed him a bundle of
fresh clothes from the tent.
"That better not be my best shirt.." Chet complained, his eyes never
leaving the ground where he was stamping.
"It's not." said DeSoto. "It's mine."
"Sorry,
Roy." apologized Stoker.
"No problem." Roy replied.
"Thanks a lot, pal." Stoker glared
at Marco from his bag where he was lying on the ground, wriggling.
"Any time.." Lopez said,
grumpy. "Better wet than charcoal, don't you think?"
"Hey, good idea." Hank sputtered, suddenly
thinking without his usual coffee. Stanley snapped out another order. "Everybody grab our empty coffee
cans and run to the creek. We're gonna douse every single hotspot. The right way!" he shouted.
"Before breakfast?" Kelly peeped.
"Duh..." Hank roared, pointing angrily to the stream as
he thunked an empty can into Chet's stomach.
"Ow.. watch the solar plexus." Kelly griped.
"Just go." Stanley spat.
A few water trips later, most of the burning, escaped embers were nearly
out.
Then DeSoto gasped loudly. That halted everybody in their tracks. They turned to him,
all eyes. The paramedic pointed, his hand shaking with the cold. "Is that really snow over there?!"
squinted Roy in horror, gaping at an open spot in the woods.
The group slowly took in the
icy, unfamiliar sight with mixed reactions.
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Chet was the first to break out of it. He just grinned. "Yep...." he said as he watched Stoker now
struggling to get his shirt on over his still damp hair and arms. Kelly scratched his head thoughtfully.
"Say, that gives me a terrific idea.." The curly haired fireman jogged over to the rope tying off
the tree hung deer meat net and grabbed onto it with both hands. "I know how we can put the rest
of these sparks out in about two seconds. Watch.."
Cap shouted, "No, don't do th--!!" But he
was too late.
With a gleeful jerk on the deer net line, Kelly sent down a large avalanche of
tree trapped snow right down on top of them all in a noisy shower of heavy clumps.
It had
the effect intended. The wafting embers in the air and on the grass were extinguished.
But
so was their much hoped for flaming campfire. It disappeared in a huge volcanic eruption of steam,
utterly and irrevocably smothered by melting ice.
The others gaped in horror at the fire pit,
now drowning in an ashy lake.
"Oops.." said Chet.
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Five minutes later, six sets of teeth chattered loudly as the gang sat crunched all together
in the rover's front cab section. They had the heater on full blast at the highest setting as they
sat tightly huddled under a pile of blankets.
Cap still had snow dripping off of his head.
"Okay, we're fine now. Nothing that a little gasoline engine won't cure in a few minutes."
"Try
a f-few days, Cap." Gage shivered miserably, sarcastic.
"Don't be f-funny." Stanley snapped.
"Well, HE was t-trying to b-be.." Johnny protested, pointing at Chet, sandwiched in next to him.
"No, he w-wasn't." said Hank. "He solved our problem. I-Intelligently."
"Thank you, C-Cap."
Kelly said.
Hank dipped his head graciously, dumping more soggy wet snow onto Chet's lap.
"AhHH!" Kelly jerked, swiping the half frozen stuff off of sensitive areas. "Watch all the r-runoff,
man. That's c-cold.."
"You finally n-noticed?" said Lopez, still ticked off. The side of his face
was squashed against a breath foggy window from an elbow crowding him in a cheek.
Cap poised
a question, hugging his soggy, steaming knees to avoid poking the others. "Think they spotted that?"
He meant the ranger fire spotters stationed at the main lodge's watch tower.
"No. Not enough
smoke. It's still too foggy in our valley." Stoker said.
"Let's hope so." Hank said fervently.
Stoker started laughing. "How's this for g-getting close to nature, huh? I think my butt's frozen
to the seat." He chortled.
His sense of the ridiculous soon got the others just as infected and
soon they were all warm with mirth as the blower's heat finally sank into their bones.
Two
hours later, the six of them piled out of the jeep gratefully. They were warm, dry and red faced with
heat, but re-determined to start their day again. The right way this time.
"Say, there, Chet."
Hank said, taking Kelly in with a friendly arm over a shoulder. "You wouldn't happen to have any guidebooks
on winter camping tricks, would you?"
"I do. And I promise you this one's thoroughly up to
date." Kelly told him.
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*************************************************** From: patti k (pattik1@hotmail.com) Sent:
Tue 1/06/09 1:13 PM Subject: Like Loves Like..
Joey Collins followed Park Ranger Pilot Ken
Baxter like an eager puppy. "Are we really going to fly up high into the sky in that..?!" the boy
shouted excitedly.
He pointed to the red and white EC-145 that was running rotors hot in the
clearing before them while hanging onto his navy cap tightly with both hands so the ground snow
blowing around them from the props wash didn't tear it off. "...For real?"
"Yessiree." said
Baxter, smiling broadly. His dimples smiled, too, accentuating his bushy moustache and friendly eyes.
"I got a copy of your grandma's consent form right here." he said, patting his pocket. "Captain Carnes
made all the arrangements. Which, by the way... I saw you studying that map of ours in the lodge oh
so thoroughly." he winked. "Just where do you want to go to first, young man? We've enough fuel for
a two hour flight and we'll only diverge if something happens and one of the rangers on the ground
needs us for some kind of delivery task."
"You mean like rescues and stuff?" Joey asked, diving
off a rock and landing in a big pile of fall leaves at the edge of the landing square.
"Not
always, but could be. When that happens, I want you to stay belted right there in the co-pilot's seat
with your communications helmet and seat belt on real tight."
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"I promise." Joey told him, impatiently brushing leaf bits from his face, hair and jacket. "Can we
go up to the highest place you know of?"
"It's a go. Remember to always keep your head down like
this as we get real close in. The blades are dangerous and can bounce in the wind even though they're
turning full out. That's it. Good ducking. Ready? If so, then hop on up. Let's get you settled in."
Baxter said, opening the glass bubble door on the side of the chopper. "Next I want you to put this
on." he said, handing Joey a mini version of a white flight helmet he had pulled out of the chopper's
cargo hold. "Here." Ken shouted, reaching out with it to the blond haired boy.
Joey didn't
take it. "But what about my hat? This was Dad's cap. I- I don't like to take it off." Joey said
firmly, when Ken tried handed him the all enclosing helmet with its single radio wire port again.
"You mean you wear that cap even when you take a bubble bath?" Ken asked him lightly, chuckling
gently as he let go of the door. It shut. The cool wind tousled his wavy brown hair around sparkling
blue eyes.
"No, I don't." Collins shouted shyly.
"Well, then. I'm sure your Dad would have
understood the special occasion this is, son. You're about to go flying off in a rescue helicopter
with a real live park ranger pilot. Doesn't that amount to something? I used to be Navy in the old
days. Just served in Nam, too." he said, tapping the brim of Joey's U.S.S. Intrepid cap affectionately.
Then he opened the curving door of the chopper's cockpit again and began fussing with the second
seat to get it low enough so Joey's feet could touch the transparent floor. "It'd be no disgrace at
all trying out new things in his honor, son."
"Well,..... okay, Mr. Baxter. But I'm not letting
go of it. Not for an instant." Joey said with some stress that Ken noticed. Joey climbed into the
seat Ken hefted him up to, almost reluctantly, hanging onto the baseball cap for dear life. He
still didn't take it off.
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"You ain't nervous about flying now, are ya?" Ken said as he buckled up Joey's four point crossed
seat belt in around his fur lined parka. "I know a pair of ranger gals, a doctor and a paramedic,
who are. They're deathly afraid of it. And of me, too, I think. For no good reason." he joked.
Joey scoffed. "I met those two. Joanne and Terri. They're okay for girls. And no, I'm not scared.
I love helicopters. And ships. Dad used to tell me about them all the time." the Collins boy insisted,
still not smiling. "I know exactly what bird this is. She's an EC-145 with a clam shell back loader
and she can get up to 130 mph, even in a headwind.." declared Joey. "And turn on a dime in the
air if she wants to."
Ken rubbed his moustache with amusement. "Land sakes. You sure know your
stuff, Joey. Glad to have you aboard." he saluted him cheerfully. "Here. Tell you what. You put this
helmet on whenever you feel like it. I won't rush ya. I promise I won't take off until you're ready."
"I don't know.." Joey said, his face beginning to pinch in its old, familiar pain as he ran his
hands over the helmet's lightly debris pocked surface.
Baxter just sighed and shut and locked
Joey's door firmly. Then he moved over to the other side of the chopper around the front and got into
the pilot's seat. Once both doors were shut, the roaring power of the chopper eased into a muted,
steady buzz.
Ken touched Joey's shoulder. "It's all right. I understand. How about tucking your
baseball cap between your knees? You can do that real tight. And you'll be able to hang onto
it with both hands while we talk, too, because the mic keys up differently than a ground radio's.
You see that?" Ken asked, pointing to a silver button embedded in the middle of the floor on the
co-pilot's side. It was the only solid metal plate embedded in the glass bubble arching under Joey's
feet.
"Oh, that's the foot controlled talk toggle." Collins said excitedly. "And that's the
altimeter and that's our fuel level gauge and that's the velocity monitor.. and.." he said pointing
to switches and indicators all over the chopper's flight control panel that stretched between them.
"..those others are all really cool!"
"Quite right." said, Ken, sliding into his own helmet smoothly.
"Hmmmm. Looks like I'm going to have a mighty fine ace co-pilot flying with me. Welcome aboard,
Joey." he said, reaching over to shake Joey's hand. "Glad you're joining our team this week. It should
be a real adventure. It always is."
Joey slid out of his father's cap and into his helmet quickly.
"I'm ready for some."
"Good boy." Ken grinned. Then he toggled his radio trigger. "Ranger Tower,
this is Bluebird Five. We've two souls on board, lifting off for a civilian tour. We'll be staying
within the boundaries of the park with no touchdowns. I am still available for normal business. My
transponder is on." he said, plugging the communications cable into the side of Joey's helmet.
##Copy, Bluebird Five. Two souls on board. Lift-off at 12:44. Sistercraft 240 Robert Air, is on the
ground at this time. Your immediate airspace, is clear.##
"10-4, Ranger Tower." Baxter replied.
##Current weather. Clear skies. Wind zero nine zero at five gusts to one five.## said the dispatcher
at the lodge.
"Copy that. Much appreciated. Bluebird Five, out. Okay, partner.. let's get this
show on the road." Ken told Joey. Then the boy and pilot took their bird into the frigid air gleefully.
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